Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, The courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today because they got on my nerves, Also help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the feet I have to kiss tomorrow, Help me to always give 100% ... 12 % on Monday 23 % Tuesday 40% Wednesday 20% Thursday and 5% on Friday, and help me to remember ...when I'm having a bad day ...and it seems that people are trying to wind me up ... that it takes 42 muscles to frown and 28 to smile. ( ...but using more muscles uses more calories...)
Available as a loose print at £60. mounted / matted at £68. or framed at £95. Measurements are - Loose: 9.5" x 13.5" (24cm x 34cm) Mounted: 12" x 16" (30cm x 40cm) Framed (1" black ash) : 13" x 17" (33cm x 43cm)
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'Let's look on the bright side - at least we'll never have to hear " I told you so..." '
LAGER ...
AGA ...
SAGA ...
GAGA ...
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Caption reads
"Shall we stick another dog on the bed - I'm still freezing..."
"Spaniels really are the limit! Don't they know it's rude to point?"
"Nautical Daffynitions: A running fix, Heaving to, A gybe, A grab bag, Tacking, Casting off, Taking a reef, Splicing the mainbrace, Bow thruster, Dead reckoning"
Available only as LOOSE by post at £95.00 (owing to high risk of postal damage on mounted and framed). Can be bought Mounted or Framed by visiting our London shop at: The O'Shea Gallery, No4 St.James's Street, London SW1A 1EF. Measurements are - Loose: 14" x 20.5" (33.5cm x 52cm)
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"Golf Club Daffynitions: Interlocking grip, Pitching wedge, Putter, Texas wedge, A Niblick, Big Bertha, A Mashie, Driver, Spoon"
"Remind me - was it you or your brother that was killed in the war...?"
Available as a loose print at £60. mounted / matted at £68. or framed at £95. Measurements are - Loose: 13.5" x 9.5" (34cm x 24cm) Mounted: 16" x 12" (40cm x 30cm) Framed (1" black ash) : 17" x 13" (43cm x 33cm)
"I did warn you that my wife was rather a competitive Bridge player and after all, Caroline did revoke..."
Caption S44a reads
"Appraising a fine Claret...Anticipate it...Amire it...Swirl it...Sniff it...Imbibe it...Swill it about...Savour it...Spit it..."
Caption S44b reads
"Enjoying an ordinary Claret ... Pour it ...Swig it ...Pour it ... Swig it ... Pour it ... Swig it ... Pour it ... Swig it ..."
Prints S44a and S44b are only available as a PAIR, Available as loose print at £55.00. Mounted / Matted at £62.00 or Framed at £85.00. Measurements are - Loose: 9.5" x 13.5" (24cm x 34cm) Mounted: 12" x 16" (30cm x 40cm) Framed (1" black ash) : 13" x 17" (33cm x 43cm)
"Culinary Daffynitions: A galette, A fricassée, A chiffonade, A fondant, A pavlova, A brioche, A tapenade, A stroganoff, A soufflé"
"A mosquito visits the bedroom at midnight...THE FEMALE APPROACH...A mosquito visits the bedroom at midnight...THE MALE APPROACH..."
A Available as a loose print at £60. mounted / matted at £68. or framed at £95. Measurements are - Loose: 9.5" x 13.5" (24cm x 34cm) Mounted: 12" x 16" (30cm x 40cm) Framed (1" black ash) : 13" x 17" (33cm x 43cm)
"I wonder if the number of daughters a man's allocated in this life is in direct proportion to how wicked he was in the previous one..."
"What's the point of all your hard work in the garden if I'm not allowed to sit down and enjoy it...?"
"What do you mean 'get a grip'? Your bum's in my face, you've spilt my gin and my hair's gone frizzy..."
*Please note this print has sold out of numbered edition print and is only available as a SIGNED edition print.
"Darling - it's Hello! magazine on the phone - they'd like to photograph us in our gracious home..."
"I used to do it until I discovered I was robbing her of a healthy outlet for her hormones ..."
"THE MALE AND FEMALE CHARACTERS: He makes coffee... She makes coffee..."
"I haven't the foggiest idea what breed they are - Deidre's decorator chose them..."
"I suppose I've undertipped the odd keeper and had a few low birds..."
"The departure of a weekend guest who didn't leave by four on Sunday..."
"THE GUEST FROM HELL"
"THE FEMALE CHARACTER: A predilection for doing six things at once..."
Available as a loose print at £60. mounted / matted at £68. or framed at £95. POST & PACKING: UK £3 Loose (1-5 prints) - £4 Mounted (1-3 prints) - £8 Framed each - EU: £5 Loose - £5 Mounted - £11 Framed - Z1&Z2: £5 Loose - £6 Mounted - £18 Framed . Reduced postal rates on 2 or more items per order. Gift wrap service offered at £4 + postage
Mars and Venus mow the lawn...
"THE WHO'S DRIVING TONIGHT DEBATE"
"GRANDCHILDREN...The dream...
The reality..."
"GIRLS NIGHT OUT..."
"The future's not what it used to be, Dicky..."
"If you're hoping for a hot bath you'll have to catch the boiler unawares at about four o'clock in the morning..."
"THE FEMALE CHARACTER - A tendency to steal 5 minutes rest after the children have grown up..."
"I can't believe you're cancelling a day's hunting over a few showers..."
"THE FEMALE CHARACTER - The ability to see facts from whichever angle suits them best..."
"...THE LAST BIRD OF THE SEASON, DAFFY..."
"I'm afraid it's just a characteristic of the breed - let them off the leash for two minutes and they run away to their club and drink too much..."
"Emergency services? Two large Bloody Mary's please..."
"THE THREE AGES OF WOMAN:
HORSES, HORMONES, HORTICULTURE"
"To hell with convention! I'm staying and you can pass the port cross-country, Dicky..."
"Being supportive"...
"Making time to listen to each other"...
"Dealing with problems together"...
"Keeping active in the bed department"
"THE PERFECT MARRIAGE"
*Please note that this print has now sold out of numbered edition print and is now only available as a SIGNED edition print.
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"ENJOYING ONES WIFE'S HOBBIES..."
"I take it you had agood evening at your club, dear..."
"You can't expect me to be in perfect shape yet - I've just had a grandchild..."
"I know I said I was only going to look but it's a woman's prerogative to change her mind!"
"Are you ready yet, or is that just the undercoat?..."
"CORK OVER!.."
"The Gun who mistook his wife for a servant"
"DRIVEN GROUSE"
FROM THE ALBUM ... The Glorious twelfth
"THE THREE AGES OF SHOOTING WIFE"
"SWISS ARMY BARBOUR...."
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