Oh! That's alright, Dicky ..
I've got plenty more at home ..
Available as a loose print at £60. mounted at £68. or mounted and framed at £95. Measurements are - Loose: 13" x 6.5" (33cm x 16.5cm) Mounted: 16" x 10" (40cm x 25.5cm) Framed (1" Black ash) : 17" x 11.5"(43cm x 29cm)
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Oh! Well done! I suppose it's what the governments encouraging us all to do ..
.. recycle our household waste ...
Available as a loose print at £60. mounted / matted at £68. or framed at £95. Measurements are - Loose: 13" x 6.5" (33cm x 16.5cm) Mounted: 16" x 10" (40cm x 25.5cm) Framed (1" Black ash) : 17" x 11.5"(43cm x 29cm)
No! Dicky; Why?
Well, he seems to be rather more skilled at sparing life than taking it ...
What do you mean "you can't bring your Purdey with you!"? I demand to speak to your superior ...
Oh! Something moral and uplifting in Latin - I can't remember ...
How about a new one then: "Never knowingly under-lunched"
Yup! We'll send this one up to the ladies ...
I expect they'll happily drown it ...
Who? Slingsby? He's nice enough ...
but he's the sort of chap who only shoots on a Saturday ...
Oh! Leave them alone, Dicky! ..
That's my pre-wash cycle ...
Give us a swirl ... you look SO beautiful ...
...mmm .. what exquisite taste you have ...
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What are you looking at me like that for? ...
... a woman's allowed to fantasise once in a while ...
The prudence to reach for a chair and a drink before answering the telephone ...
It's only my short term memory that's going ...
I can remember exactly where I put them 36 years ago ...
I think you've definitely had enough, Dicky! ...
Your face is getting all blurry ...
Heaven's! Does it? ...
Quick-Pour me a glass - I'll give it mouth to mouth ...
Caption reads: I like your new rug ..
Thank you. It's cashmere-lined faux fur ...
and it's not a rug .. it's a throw
Caption reads: THE LABRADOR CHARACTER: A strong drive to please its master ... "Quick, jump up here - you're getting muddy paws all over the carpet..."
Just one question ...
... does it have a criminal record? ...
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No? ...
Good. I wouldn't want anything to spoil a perfectly bloody day ...
Welcome home, darling!
Yes - I'm well into my spring cleaning Lord T ...
... and I've had every one of those dusty old bottles out and given them a good soap down in my bucket ...
Yes. Most of them were shot by Germans ...
Oh! No! What IS wrong with them? ..
..That's the second time they've moved in the last 500 years ...
Oh! I'm awfully sorry
maybe you'd better go and have coffee outside on the drive ...
I know...
... you've never been right
"If you haven't weighed yourself for a while, break the news to yourself gradually..."
LABRADOR BROWNIE POINTS...
"Can you look at the map, darling, and see how much further we've got to go..."
"Oh ! Blimey! Hold on ... okay ..."
"... about two and a quarter centimetres ..."
"Go away, Dicky - I'm in a furious mood!"
"Not still boiling about our little difference of opion last night, Daffy?"
"Yes I am - especially as I can't remember what it was about ..."
"1 Kg equals 2.2lbs-14lbs in a stone-16 oz in a pound-thats 41.37 of the 2 kg bags of sugar..."
"You see-the scales are working perfectly..."
"I can't find Ernie Dagless's number in your telephone book, Daffy-it's not under 'D' for Dagless...
or 'E' for Ernie... it's not under 'M' for mole man-I've even tried 'U' for useful garden people..."
"Oh! Give it here! I know exactly where it is-its in blue biro by the coffee stain on the inside cover..."
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"The answer to number thirteen across is 'INFURIATING'..."
"Quiet, Daffy-there's only five minutes of the film left..."
"what's happened so far?..."
Available as a loose print at £60. mounted / matted at £68. or framed at £95. Measurements are - Loose: 13" x 6.5" (33cm x 16.5cm) Mounted: 16" x 10