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Greeting Cards - 40 & 50Greeting Cards - 40 & 50
CGC795: THIS IS A HEALTH & SAFETY APPROVED CARD. Congratulations on safely reaching your 40th Birthday. WARNING: 40 candles on a cake can constitute a fire hazard ... Eatling birthday cake can lead to obesity ..

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CGC786: Laughter is the best medicine .. Until you wake up after your 50th birthday .When a large Bloody Mary is a better bet ..

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CGC795 - 40th
CGC786 - 50th


Greeting Cards - 60 & 65Greeting Cards - 60 & 65
CGC787: How can I possibly have had 60 Birthdays? ..I can only remember about twenty one of them ..

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CGC794:This birthday brings with it a FREE GADGET for your ageing body! Sit down in an armchair. Turn on the telly .. and enjoy your new surround sound 'SNOOZE FUNCTION'

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CGC 787 - 60th
CGC794 - 65th


Greeting Cards - 70 & 75Greeting Cards - 70 & 75
CGC789: For you on your 70th birthday! It's hardy, evergreen and still blooming .. Just like you ..

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CGC791:It's hard finding a birthday card for someone reaching 75 that's not rude, boring or inappropriate ..So here's just a simple toast to another year ..

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CGC 789 - 70th
CGC791 - 75th


Greeting Cards - 80 & Our ageGreeting Cards - 80 & Our age
CGC792: You must have survived some scary times if you really are 80 .. Rationing, economic crashes .. and bellbottoms coming into fashion three times ..

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CGC793: The lovely thing about reaching .. our age .. is that we don't have to bungee jump or binge drink .. just standing up too fast can give us head-spins for free ..

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CGC 792 - 80th
CGC793 - Our age


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CGC744: Searching for the fountain of youth .. Happy Birthday

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CGC455: The Male Character: A tendency to lay down the law .. and then accept amendments ..

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CGC 744 Fountain of youth
CGC455 - Accept amendments


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CGC813: The 20th Hole

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CGC696: How on earth do people without horseboxes cope with trips to the bottle bank? ..

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CGC 813 The 20th Hole
CGC696 Bottle bank


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CGC455j: Where is this recycling of household waste going to stop? ...

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CGC437: You'll have to back up / Why can't you - there's a passing place behind you / I don't do reverse ...

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CGC 455j Household waste
CGC437 Don't do reverse


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CGC191:"What do you mean 'get a grip'? Your bum's in my face, you've spilt my gin and my hair's gone frizzy ..."

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CGC455h: The fine art of getting wet and becoming ill while slowly going nowhere at great expense ...'

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CGC 191 A days sailing
CGC455h Expensive sailing


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CGC454:THE FOUR AGES OF WOMAN Horses ... Little Horrors ... Hormones ... Horticulture ...

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CGC285: THE FOUR AGES OF MAN Lager .. Aga .. Saga .. Gaga ..

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CGC454 Four ages of woman
CGC285 Four ages of man


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CGC730: After one large gin and tonic Dicky is quite charming and amusing / after two or three he starts becoming a bit of a bore / and if I have a fourth, I just keel over, fall asleep and snore loudly ...

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CGC739: A drop more wine, Daffy? / No thanks, darling - I told you, I'm being good / I'm limiting myself to only one glass a night ...

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CGC730 Four G & Ts
CGC739 One glass a night


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CGC460: HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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CGC467: I'm glad it's your birthday! I needed an excuse to go on a shopping spree ...

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CGC460 Happy Birthday
CGC467 Shopping spree


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CGC515: Ah! Slobber - that'll be Dicky back from his trip ... / Welcome home, darling!

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CGC266: No caption

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CGC515 Welcome home
CGC266 Slobber digging hearts


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CGC633: When it's good to be the third person in a marriage ...

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CGC587: When one of us dies, I'm going to go and live in the South of France ...

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CGC633 Third person in a marriage
CGC587 South of France


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CGC461: Start each day with a smile ... and get it over with ...

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CGC340: IN TIMES OF STRESS ...Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, The courage to change the things I cannot accept and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today because they got on my nerves. Also help me to be careful of the toes I tread on today as they might be connected to the feet I have to kiss tomorrow. Help me always to give 100% .. 12 % on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday and 5% on Friday ...

CAPTION INSIDE: And help me to remember .. when I'm having a bad day and it seems that people are trying to wind me up .. that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 28 to smile ...

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CGC461 Start each day with a smile
CGC340 In times of stress


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CGC657: Do you know what makes you the perfect wife? / It's the fact that you've never forgotten my birthday... / .. and you've never remembered my age ...

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CGC419: HE DRINKS WINE Admire it ..Swirl it about a bit ..sniff it ..nod knowlingly .. imbibe it loudly .. savour the price of it ..SHE DRINKS WINE Pour it .. swig it .. pour it .. swig it .. pour it .. swig it ..

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CGC657 The perfect wife
CGC419 Drinking wine


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CGC453: It's much quicker if you just pick the ball up and stick it in the hole. There! Can we go for lunch now? ...

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CGC203: What's the point of all your hard work in the garden if I'm not allowed to sit down and enjoy it ..?

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CGC453 Golfing
CGC203 Woman gardener


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CGC094: "You can't expect me to be in perfect shape yet, I've just had a grandchild ..."

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CGC537: Heading towards the menopause is a cause for celebration these days ..

INSIDE: ..Just think of all the money those hot flushes will save you on heating bills .. Have A Hot Birthday!

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CGC094 Just had a grandchild
CGC537 The menopause


Greeting Card GC 16Greeting Card GC 16
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THE PERFECT MARRIAGE / Being supportive ... / dealing with problems together ...

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making time to listen to each other ... / keeping active in the bed department ...

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Greeting Card GC 36Greeting Card GC 36
Caption reads:

THE MALE AND FEMALE CHARACTERS He makes coffee ...She makes coffee ...

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Greeting Card GC 28Greeting Card GC 28
Caption reads:

GRANDCHILDREN ... The dream ... The reality ...

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Greeting Card GC 511Greeting Card GC 511
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Gottcha! That makes it three males and one female ... How on earth can you tell which sex they are? The first three were after my wine and that one was on the phone ...

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Greeting Card GC 513Greeting Card GC 513
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At our age we should be doing Sudoku puzzles or at the very least a daily dementia check .. apparently, you start at 100 and subtract 7 as many times and as quickly as you can . OK Where's the calculator? ..

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Greetings Card GC VT2Greetings Card GC VT2
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Greeting Card GC 539Greeting Card GC 539
Caption reads:

If you want a reply from him, you'll have to talk to him via text or instant messaging ...

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Greeting Card GC 534Greeting Card GC 534
Caption reads:

THE PLEASURES OF GARDENING ...

..Being pricked by thorny things ...

...being stung by stingy things ...

...Being stuck to by sticky things ...

...Being bitten by buzzy things ...

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Greeting Card GC 531Greeting Card GC 531
Caption reads:

It amazes me the lengths to which a man will go to avoid going outside to fetch a ladder ...

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Greeting Card GC 492Greeting Card GC 492
Caption reads:

Never too old to ... enjoy childish pranks ...

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Greeting Card GC 491 Greeting Card GC 491
Caption reads:

Never too old to ... jump in a puddle

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Greeting Card GC 63Greeting Card GC 63
Caption reads:

TRUE LOVE

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Greeting Card GC 58Greeting Card GC 58
Caption reads:

Do you know-we've been married for over forty years and I've never won an argument... / I know ...

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...you've never been right

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Greeting Card GC 46Greeting Card GC 46
Caption reads:

Quiet, Daffy - there's only five minutes of the film left .....whats happened so far? ..

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Greeting Card GC 30Greeting Card GC 30
Caption reads:

Mars and Venus mow the lawn ...

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Greeting Card GC 29Greeting Card GC 29
Caption reads:

THE WHO'S DRIVING TONIGHT DEBATE

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Greeting Card GC 22Greeting Card GC 22
Caption reads:

THE FEMALE CHARACTER The ability to see facts from whichever angle suits her best.

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Greeting Card GC GRGreeting Card GC GR
GRADUATION CARD

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Just Graduated!

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Christmas Cards Pack - Family FunChristmas Cards Pack - Family Fun
Pack of 5 Christmas cards featuring the Tottering family enjoying the festivities, each card measures 5 ½ in x 5 ½ in and is made in support of the Alzheimer's Society

Message inside reads: With Best Wishes for Christmas and the New Year

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Christmas Cards Pack - Fireplace Christmas Cards Pack - Fireplace
Pack of 8 Christmas cards featuring Slobber in a traditional setting, each card measures 6 ½ in x 5in and is produced in aid of the Macmillan Cancer Support.

Message inside reads: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

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Christmas Cards Pack - Mince PiesChristmas Cards Pack - Mince Pies
Pack of 8 Christmas cards featuring Daffy enjoying her mince pies, each card measures 6 ½ in x 5in and is made in support of the Alzheimer's Society

IMAGE ON FRONT READS: Mince pies at Christmas don't make you fat, you know .. they just make you festively plump ..

Message inside reads: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

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Christmas Cards Pack - Repoint the chimneyChristmas Cards Pack - Repoint the chimney
Pack of 8 Christmas cards with Santa on the roof, each card measures 6 ½ in x 5in and is made in support of the Alzheimer's Society

IMAGE ON FRONT READS: and Mummy says she would like you to repoint the chimney on your way down ..

Message inside reads: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

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Christmas Cards Pack - Sleigh rideChristmas Cards Pack - Sleigh ride
Pack of 8 Christmas cards featuring Slobber enjoying the festivities, each card measures 4¾ in x 3¾ in and is made in support of React the charity for terminally ill children.

Message inside reads: merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

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Christmas Cards Pack - Naughty Slobber - OUT OF STOCKChristmas Cards Pack - Naughty Slobber - OUT OF STOCK
Pack of 8 Christmas cards featuring Slobber raiding the christmas presents, each card measures 6 ½ in x 5in and is made in support of the Macmillan Cancer Support

Message inside reads: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

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Advent Calendar £4.95Advent Calendar £4.95
An advent calendar featuring all the Tottering family at home enjoying the festivities

Large measures 12ins x 16 ins (30cm x 40cm) Small measures 9ins x 7ins (22.5cm x 27.5cm)

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