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	Greeting Cards - 40 & 50 CGC795: THIS IS A HEALTH & SAFETY APPROVED CARD. Congratulations on safely reaching your 40th Birthday. WARNING: 40 candles on a cake can constitute a fire hazard ... Eatling birthday cake can lead to obesity .. BLANK INSIDE CGC786: Laughter is the best medicine .. Until you wake up after your 50th birthday .When a large Bloody Mary is a better bet .. BLACK INSIDE Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.95
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	Greeting Cards - 60 & 65 CGC787: How can I possibly have had 60 Birthdays? ..I can only remember about twenty one of them .. BLANK INSIDE CGC794:This birthday brings with it a FREE GADGET for your ageing body! Sit down in an armchair. Turn on the telly .. and enjoy your new surround sound 'SNOOZE FUNCTION' BLANK INSIDE Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.95
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	Greeting Cards - 70 & 75 CGC789: For you on your 70th birthday! It's hardy, evergreen and still blooming .. Just like you .. BLANK INSIDE CGC791:It's hard finding a birthday card for someone reaching 75 that's not rude, boring or inappropriate ..So here's just a simple toast to another year .. BLANK INSIDE Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.95
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	Greeting Cards - 80 & Our age CGC792: You must have survived some scary times if you really are 80 .. Rationing, economic crashes .. and bellbottoms coming into fashion three times .. BLANK INSIDE CGC793: The lovely thing about reaching .. our age .. is that we don't have to bungee jump or binge drink .. just standing up too fast can give us head-spins for free .. BLANK INSIDE Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.95
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	Greeting Cards CGC744: Searching for the fountain of youth .. Happy Birthday BLANK INSIDE CGC455: The Male Character: A tendency to lay down the law .. and then accept amendments .. BLANK INSIDE Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.95
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	Greeting Cards CGC813: The 20th Hole BLANK INSIDE CGC696: How on earth do people without horseboxes cope with trips to the bottle bank? .. BLANK INSIDE Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.95
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	Greeting Cards CGC455j: Where is this recycling of household waste going to stop? ... BLANK INSIDE CGC437: You'll have to back up / Why can't you - there's a passing place behind you / I don't do reverse ... BLANK INSIDE Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.95
	Quantity: selection CGC 455j Household waste CGC437 Don't do reverse

	Greeting Cards CGC191:"What do you mean 'get a grip'? Your bum's in my face, you've spilt my gin and my hair's gone frizzy ..." BLANK INSIDE CGC455h: The fine art of getting wet and becoming ill while slowly going nowhere at great expense ...' BLANK INSIDE Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.95
	Quantity: selection CGC 191 A days sailing CGC455h Expensive sailing

	Greeting Cards CGC454:THE FOUR AGES OF WOMAN Horses ... Little Horrors ... Hormones ... Horticulture ... BLANK INSIDE CGC285: THE FOUR AGES OF MAN Lager .. Aga .. Saga .. Gaga .. BLANK INSIDE Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.95
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	Greeting Cards CGC730: After one large gin and tonic Dicky is quite charming and amusing / after two or three he starts becoming a bit of a bore / and if I have a fourth, I just keel over, fall asleep and snore loudly ... BLANK INSIDE CGC739: A drop more wine, Daffy? / No thanks, darling - I told you, I'm being good / I'm limiting myself to only one glass a night ... BLANK INSIDE Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.95
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	Greeting Cards CGC460: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BLANK INSIDE CGC467: I'm glad it's your birthday! I needed an excuse to go on a shopping spree ... BLANK INSIDE Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.95
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	Greeting Cards CGC515: Ah! Slobber - that'll be Dicky back from his trip ... / Welcome home, darling! IMAGE INSIDE: No caption CGC266: No caption BLANK INSIDE Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.95
	Quantity: selection CGC515 Welcome home CGC266 Slobber digging hearts

	Greeting Cards CGC633: When it's good to be the third person in a marriage ... BLACK INSIDE CGC587: When one of us dies, I'm going to go and live in the South of France ... BLANK INSIDE Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.95
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	Greeting Cards CGC461: Start each day with a smile ... and get it over with ... BLANK INSIDE CGC340: IN TIMES OF STRESS ...Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, The courage to change the things I cannot accept and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today because they got on my nerves. Also help me to be careful of the toes I tread on today as they might be connected to the feet I have to kiss tomorrow. Help me always to give 100% .. 12 % on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday and 5% on Friday ... CAPTION INSIDE: And help me to remember .. when I'm having a bad day and it seems that people are trying to wind me up .. that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 28 to smile ... Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.95
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	Greeting Cards CGC657: Do you know what makes you the perfect wife? / It's the fact that you've never forgotten my birthday... / .. and you've never remembered my age ... BLANK INSIDE CGC419: HE DRINKS WINE Admire it ..Swirl it about a bit ..sniff it ..nod knowlingly .. imbibe it loudly .. savour the price of it ..SHE DRINKS WINE Pour it .. swig it .. pour it .. swig it .. pour it .. swig it .. BLANK INSIDE: Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.95
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	Greeting Cards CGC453: It's much quicker if you just pick the ball up and stick it in the hole. There! Can we go for lunch now? ... BLANK INSIDE CGC203: What's the point of all your hard work in the garden if I'm not allowed to sit down and enjoy it ..? BLANK INSIDE: Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.95
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	Greeting Cards CGC094: "You can't expect me to be in perfect shape yet, I've just had a grandchild ..." BLANK INSIDE CGC537: Heading towards the menopause is a cause for celebration these days .. INSIDE: ..Just think of all the money those hot flushes will save you on heating bills .. Have A Hot Birthday! Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.95
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	Greeting Card GC 16 Caption reads: THE PERFECT MARRIAGE / Being supportive ... / dealing with problems together ... CAPTION INSIDE READS: making time to listen to each other ... / keeping active in the bed department ... Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.95
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	Greeting Card GC 36 Caption reads: THE MALE AND FEMALE CHARACTERS He makes coffee ...She makes coffee ... IMAGE INSIDE Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.95
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	Greeting Card GC 28 Caption reads: GRANDCHILDREN ... The dream ... The reality ... IMAGE INSIDE Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.95
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	Greeting Card GC 511 Caption reads: Gottcha! That makes it three males and one female ... How on earth can you tell which sex they are? The first three were after my wine and that one was on the phone ... BLANK INSIDE Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.95
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	Greeting Card GC 513 Caption reads: At our age we should be doing Sudoku puzzles or at the very least a daily dementia check .. apparently, you start at 100 and subtract 7 as many times and as quickly as you can . OK Where's the calculator? .. BLANK INSIDE Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.95
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	Greetings Card GC VT2 BLANK INSIDE Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.95
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	Greeting Card GC 539 Caption reads: If you want a reply from him, you'll have to talk to him via text or instant messaging ... BLANK INSIDE Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.95
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	Greeting Card GC 534 Caption reads: THE PLEASURES OF GARDENING ... ..Being pricked by thorny things ... ...being stung by stingy things ... ...Being stuck to by sticky things ... ...Being bitten by buzzy things ... BLANK INSIDE Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.95
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	Greeting Card GC 531 Caption reads: It amazes me the lengths to which a man will go to avoid going outside to fetch a ladder ... BLANK INSIDE Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.95
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	Greeting Card GC 492 Caption reads: Never too old to ... enjoy childish pranks ... BLANK INSIDE Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.95
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	Greeting Card GC 491 Caption reads: Never too old to ... jump in a puddle BLANK INSIDE Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.95


	Greeting Card GC 63 Caption reads: TRUE LOVE BLANK INSIDE Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.95
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	Greeting Card GC 58 Caption reads: Do you know-we've been married for over forty years and I've never won an argument... / I know ... CAPTION INSIDE READS: ...you've never been right Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.95
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	Greeting Card GC 46 Caption reads: Quiet, Daffy - there's only five minutes of the film left .....whats happened so far? .. BLANK INSIDE Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.95
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	Greeting Card GC 30 Caption reads: Mars and Venus mow the lawn ... BLANK INSIDE Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.95
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	Greeting Card GC 29 Caption reads: THE WHO'S DRIVING TONIGHT DEBATE BLANK INSIDE Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.95
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	Greeting Card GC 22 Caption reads: THE FEMALE CHARACTER The ability to see facts from whichever angle suits her best. BLANK INSIDE Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.95
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	Greeting Card GC GR GRADUATION CARD CAPTION READS Just Graduated! NO CAPTION INSIDE Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.95
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	Christmas Cards Pack - Family Fun Pack of 5 Christmas cards featuring the Tottering family enjoying the festivities, each card measures 5 ½ in x 5 ½ in and is made in support of the Alzheimer's Society Message inside reads: With Best Wishes for Christmas and the New Year Post and Packing will be added to your bill. £0.80 per pack (UK) £1.50 EU £2.00 Z1 & Z2 Discount for 2 or more packs. Price: £4.95
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	Christmas Cards Pack - Fireplace Pack of 8 Christmas cards featuring Slobber in a traditional setting, each card measures 6 ½ in x 5in and is produced in aid of the Macmillan Cancer Support. Message inside reads: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year Post and Packing will be added to your bill. £0.80 per pack (UK) £1.50 EU £2.00 Z1 & Z2 Discount for 2 or more packs. Price: £5.95
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	Christmas Cards Pack - Mince Pies Pack of 8 Christmas cards featuring Daffy enjoying her mince pies, each card measures 6 ½ in x 5in and is made in support of the Alzheimer's Society IMAGE ON FRONT READS: Mince pies at Christmas don't make you fat, you know .. they just make you festively plump .. Message inside reads: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year Post and Packing will be added to your bill. £0.80 per pack (UK) £1.50 EU £2.00 Z1 & Z2 Discount for 2 or more packs. Price: £5.95
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	Christmas Cards Pack - Repoint the chimney Pack of 8 Christmas cards with Santa on the roof, each card measures 6 ½ in x 5in and is made in support of the Alzheimer's Society IMAGE ON FRONT READS: and Mummy says she would like you to repoint the chimney on your way down .. Message inside reads: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year Post and Packing will be added to your bill. £0.80 per pack (UK) £1.50 EU £2.00 Z1 & Z2 Discount for 2 or more packs. Price: £5.95
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	Christmas Cards Pack - Sleigh ride Pack of 8 Christmas cards featuring Slobber enjoying the festivities, each card measures 4¾ in x 3¾ in and is made in support of React the charity for terminally ill children. Message inside reads: merry Christmas and a Happy New Year Post and Packing will be added to your bill. £0.80 per pack (UK) £1.50 EU £2.00 Z1 & Z2 Discount for 2 or more packs. Price: £4.95
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	Christmas Cards Pack - Naughty Slobber - OUT OF STOCK Pack of 8 Christmas cards featuring Slobber raiding the christmas presents, each card measures 6 ½ in x 5in and is made in support of the Macmillan Cancer Support Message inside reads: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year Post and Packing will be added to your bill. £0.80 per pack (UK) £1.50 EU £2.00 Z1 & Z2 Discount for 2 or more packs. Price: £5.95


	Advent Calendar £4.95 An advent calendar featuring all the Tottering family at home enjoying the festivities Large measures 12ins x 16 ins (30cm x 40cm) Small measures 9ins x 7ins (22.5cm x 27.5cm) Post and Packing will be added to your bill. Large £1.00 per pack, Small £0.70 (UK) - Large £1.95, Small £1.20 EU - Large £2.95, Small £2.00 Z1 & Z2 Discount for 2 or more packs.
	Quantity: Advent Large £4.25