Tottering-by-Gently GREETINGS CARDS

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	Greeting Card GC 517 Caption reads: YOUNG AT HEART ... slightly older in other places ... BLANK INSIDE Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.75
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	Greeting Card GC 514 Caption reads: Heading towards the menapause is a cause for celebration these days ... Caption inside: .. Just think of all the money those hot flushes will save on haeting bills ... HAVE A HOT BIRTHDAY! Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.75
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	Greeting Card GC 515 Caption reads: Start each day with a smile ... and get it over with ... BLANK INSIDE Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.75
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	Greeting Card GC 508 Caption reads: You're amazing, Allan! You've got it so straight and sleek - I barely recognise myself! It feels so light and swingy ... Sometimes it's hell being a woamn ... BLANK INSIDE Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.75
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	Greeting Card GC 511 Caption reads: Gottcha! That makes it three males and one female ... How on earth can you tell which sex they are? The first three were after my wine and that one was on the phone ... BLANK INSIDE Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.75
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	Greeting Card GC 512 Caption reads: A drop more wine, Daffy? No thanks, darling - I told you, I'm being good ... I'm limiting myself to only one glass a night ... BLANK INSIDE Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.75
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	Greeting Card GC 506 Caption reads: Right! Stop! We've all got to pull together! .. work as a team ... and do it MY way ... BLANK INSIDE Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.75
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	Greeting Card GC 505 Caption reads: I'm glad it's your birthday! I needed an excuse to go on a shopping spree ... BLANK INSIDE Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.75
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	Greeting Card GC 504 Caption reads: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BLANK INSIDE Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.75
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	Greeting Card GC 507 Caption reads: After one large gin and tonic Dicky is quite charming and amusing .. after two or three he starts becoming a bit of a bore ... and if I have a fourth, I just keel over, fall asleep and snore loudly ... BLANK INSIDE Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.75
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	Greeting Card GC 513 Caption reads: At our age we should be doing Sudoku puzzles or at the very least a daily dementia check .. apparently, you start at 100 and subtract 7 as many times and as quickly as you can . OK Where's the calculator? .. BLANK INSIDE Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.75
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	Greetings Card GC VT1 BLANK INSIDE Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.75
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	Greetings Card GC VT2 BLANK INSIDE Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.75
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	Greeting Card GC 118 Caption reads: THE FOUR AGES OF WOMAN Horses ... Little Horrors ... Hormones ... Horticulture ... BLANK INSIDE Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.75
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	Greeting Card GC 540 Caption reads: You must be getting old, Dicky. I saw you look at the wine list before the waitress ... NO CAPTION INSIDE Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.75
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	Greeting Card GC 539 Caption reads: If you want a reply from him, you'll have to talk to him via text or instant messaging ... BLANK INSIDE Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.75
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	Greeting Card GC 537 Caption reads: Where is this recycling of household waste going to stop? ... BLANK INSIDE Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.75
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	Greeting Card GC 536 Caption reads: 'SAILING: The fine art of getting wet and becoming ill while slowly going nowhere at great expense ...' BLANK INSIDE Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.75
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	Greeting Card GC 534 Caption reads: THE PLEASURES OF GARDENING ... ..Being pricked by thorny things ... ...being stung by stingy things ... ...Being stuck to by sticky things ... ...Being bitten by buzzy things ... BLANK INSIDE Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.75
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	Greeting Card GC 533 Caption reads: A woman's life can feel like performing a juggling act whilst rifing a unicycle through a ploughed field ... BLANK INSIDE: Sometimes we just have to priortise... Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.75
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	Greeting Card GC 531 Caption reads: It amazes me the lengths to which a man will go to avoid going outside to fetch a ladder ... BLANK INSIDE Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.75
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	Greeting Card GC 530 Caption reads: It's much quicker if you just pick the ball up and stick it in the hole. There! Can we go for lunch now? ... BLANK INSIDE Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.75
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	Greeting Card GC 529 Caption reads: WELCOME TO YOUR NEW HOME Surely you can't have forgotten which box you packed your husband in ... BLANK INSIDE Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.75
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	Greeting Card GC 506D BLANK INSIDE Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.75
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	Greeting Card GC 494 Caption reads: You'll have to back up / Why can't you - there's a passing place behind you / I don't do reverse ... BLANK INSIDE Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.75
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	Greeting Card GC 492 Caption reads: Never too old to ... enjoy childish pranks ... BLANK INSIDE Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.75
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	Greeting Card GC 485 Caption reads: To my deafness I'm accustomed, To my dentures I'm resigned, I can manage my bifocals, But Oh! How I miss my mind ... (can't remember who wrote this..) BLANK INSIDE Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.75
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	Greeting Card GC 482 Caption reads: HE DRINKS WINE Admire it ..Swirl it about a bit ..sniff it ..nod knowlingly .. imbibe it loudly .. savour the price of it ..SHE DRINKS WINE Pour it .. swig it .. pour it .. swig it .. pour it .. swig it .. BLANK INSIDE Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.75
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	Greeting Card GC 481 Caption reads: Do you know what makes you the perfect wife? / It's the fact that you've never forgotten my birthday... / .. and you've never remembered my age ... BLANK INSIDE Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.75
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	Greeting Card GC 338 Caption reads: I'm not writing a thank you letter for dinner - I'm writing a letter of complaint ... BLANK INSIDE Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.75
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	Greeting Card GC 87 Caption reads: How on earth do people without horseboxes cope with trips to the bottle bank? .. BLANK INSIDE Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.75
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	Greeting Card GC 76 Caption reads: When it's good to be the third person in a marriage ... BLANK INSIDE Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.75
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	Greeting Card GC 73 Caption reads: When one of us dies, I'm going to go and live in the South of France ... BLANK INSIDE Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.75
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	Greeting Card GC 66 Caption reads: Ah! Slobber - that'll be Dicky back from his trip ... / Welcome home, darling! IMAGE INSIDE Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.75
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	Greeting Card GC 63 Caption reads: TRUE LOVE BLANK INSIDE Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.75
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	Greeting Card GC 58 Caption reads: Do you know-we've been married for over forty years and I've never won an argument... / I know ... CAPTION INSIDE READS: ...you've never been right Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.75
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	Greeting Card GC 53 Caption reads: IN TIMES OF STRESS ... Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, The courage to change the things I cannot accept and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today because they got on my nerves. Also help me to be careful of the toes I tread on today as they might be connected to the feet I have to kiss tomorrow. Help me always to give 100% .. 12 % on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday and 5% on Friday ... CAPTION INSIDE: And help me to remember .. when I'm having a bad day and it seems that people are trying to wind me up .. that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 28 to smile ... Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.75
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	Greeting Card GC 51 Caption reads: THE FOUR AGES OF MAN Lager .. Aga .. Saga .. Gaga .. BLANK INSIDE Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.75
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	Greeting Card GC 46 Caption reads: Quiet, Daffy - there's only five minutes of the film left .....whats happened so far? .. BLANK INSIDE Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.75
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	Greeting Card GC 40 Caption reads: What's the point of all your hard work in the garden if I'm not allowed to sit down and enjoy it ..? BLANK INSIDE Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.75
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	Greeting Card GC 39 Caption reads: "What do you mean 'get a grip'? Your bum's in my face, you've spilt my gin and my hair's gone frizzy ..." BLANK INSIDE Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.75
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	Greeting Card GC 36 Caption reads: THE MALE AND FEMALE CHARACTERS He makes coffee ...She makes coffee ... IMAGE INSIDE Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.75
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	Greeting Card GC 32 Caption reads: THE GUEST FROM HELL BLANK INSIDE Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.75
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	Greeting Card GC 30 Caption reads: Mars and Venus mow the lawn ... BLANK INSIDE Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.75
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	Greeting Card GC 29 Caption reads: THE WHO'S DRIVING TONIGHT DEBATE BLANK INSIDE Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.75
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	Greeting Card GC 28 Caption reads: GRANDCHILDREN ... The dream ... The reality ... IMAGE INSIDE Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.75
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	Greeting Card GC 22 Caption reads: THE FEMALE CHARACTER The ability to see facts from whichever angle suits her best. BLANK INSIDE Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.75
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	Greeting Card GC 16 Caption reads: THE PERFECT MARRIAGE / Being supportive ... / dealing with problems together ... CAPTION INSIDE READS: making time to listen to each other ... / keeping active in the bed department ... Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.75
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	Greeting Card GC 13 Caption reads: "You can't expect me to be in perfect shape yet, I've just had a grandchild ..." BLANK INSIDE Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.75
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	Greeting Card GC 09 NO CAPTIONS THIS IS A DOUBLE FOLD CARD BLANK INSIDE Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.95
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	Greeting Card GC GR GRADUATION CARD CAPTION READS Just Graduated! NO CAPTION INSIDE Post and Packing will be added to your bill. 1 card £0.35, 3-5 Cards £1.00, 6-12 Cards £1.75,13-20 cards £2.50, 21-30 Cards £3.50 (UK) Overseas at cost Price: £1.75
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	Christmas Cards Pack - Family Fun Pack of 5 Christmas cards featuring the Tottering family enjoying the festivities, each card measures 5 ½ in x 5 ½ in and is made in support of the Alzheimer's Society Message inside reads: With Best Wishes for Christmas and the New Year Post and Packing will be added to your bill. £0.80 per pack (UK) £1.50 EU £2.00 Z1 & Z2 Discount for 2 or more packs. Price: £4.25
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	Christmas Cards Pack - Fireplace Pack of 8 Christmas cards featuring Slobber in a traditional setting, each card measures 6 ½ in x 5in and is produced in aid of the Macmillan Cancer Support. Message inside reads: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year Post and Packing will be added to your bill. £0.80 per pack (UK) £1.50 EU £2.00 Z1 & Z2 Discount for 2 or more packs. Price: £5.50
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	Christmas Cards Pack - Mince Pies Pack of 8 Christmas cards featuring Daffy enjoying her mince pies, each card measures 6 ½ in x 5in and is made in support of the Alzheimer's Society IMAGE ON FRONT READS: Mince pies at Christmas don't make you fat, you know .. they just make you festively plump .. Message inside reads: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year Post and Packing will be added to your bill. £0.80 per pack (UK) £1.50 EU £2.00 Z1 & Z2 Discount for 2 or more packs. Price: £5.50
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	Christmas Cards Pack - Repoint the chimney Pack of 8 Christmas cards with Santa on the roof, each card measures 6 ½ in x 5in and is made in support of the Alzheimer's Society IMAGE ON FRONT READS: and Mummy says she would like you to repoint the chimney on your way down .. Message inside reads: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year Post and Packing will be added to your bill. £0.80 per pack (UK) £1.50 EU £2.00 Z1 & Z2 Discount for 2 or more packs. Price: £5.50
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	Christmas Cards Pack - Sleigh ride Pack of 8 Christmas cards featuring Slobber enjoying the festivities, each card measures 4¾ in x 3¾ in and is made in support of React the charity for terminally ill children. Message inside reads: merry Christmas and a Happy New Year Post and Packing will be added to your bill. £0.80 per pack (UK) £1.50 EU £2.00 Z1 & Z2 Discount for 2 or more packs. Price: £4.95
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	Christmas Cards Pack - Naughty Slobber - OUT OF STOCK Pack of 8 Christmas cards featuring Slobber raiding the christmas presents, each card measures 6 ½ in x 5in and is made in support of the Macmillan Cancer Support Message inside reads: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year Post and Packing will be added to your bill. £0.80 per pack (UK) £1.50 EU £2.00 Z1 & Z2 Discount for 2 or more packs. Price: £5.50


	Advent Calendar £4.95 An advent calendar featuring all the Tottering family at home enjoying the festivities Large measures 12ins x 16 ins (30cm x 40cm) Small measures 9ins x 7ins (22.5cm x 27.5cm) Post and Packing will be added to your bill. Large £1.00 per pack, Small £0.70 (UK) - Large £1.95, Small £1.20 EU - Large £2.95, Small £2.00 Z1 & Z2 Discount for 2 or more packs.
	Quantity: Advent Large £4.25