"Sold to the gentleman in the ... er ...brown coat ..."
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" They say he slept his way to the top ..."
"The old bear network: it's the only way into the top nurseries ..."
"and to my beloved teddy Nimrod, constant companion and sole surviving relative - I leave my entire estate! ..."
"Our oldest member won't speak to anyone with synthetic fur ..."
" I want that man court martialled, Sargeant-Major! Using one's teddy to draw fire is quite despicable ..."
"I'll require better collateral than that, Lord Tottering ..."
"Oh! My goodness! Poor old Henry's re-cycled as a pyjama case ..."
" I hate children, I hate being cuddled and I'm fed up with being poked to see if my innards are biodegradable ..."
" Frankly, things are a bit up in the air at the moment ...
" Last nights chocolate eclairs blocking the view, dear ...
" THE ART OF THE TAKEOVER
WELL DONE! ... We knew you had it in you! ...
... visiting hours are over now, Colonel ...
"Yoohoo! Mr Tweedie ... we forgot our leg! ..."
"I agree, matron, it does seem a little unorthodox but the doctor was adamant ..."
" A nostalgic almost amarinthine bouquet sunny side of the hive, I'd say ..."
" It's not that I'm unromantic-It's just that I'm dry-clean only ..."
"... he likes to live dangerously - he's been through at least 50 washing machines ..."
" He's worth eight thousand quid but I just can't bring myself to fancy him ..."
"So I thought - 'What me - dry-cleaned and re-stuffed? - No WAY! ...' and I left ..."
"Just thought I'd give you my hibernation dates to pencil in ..."
"Look! I'm sorry I called you a one-eyed, one armed, balding bag of straw - now can we get back to bed?"
"Loud! Loud! Soft! ... Hey! We make a great team! ..."
Dont think of it as getting older - your just becoming more collectable ...
The moths are coming! The moths are coming!
Pissed as a rat, Noddy lunged towards the sofa where Barbie lay naked ...
Did you hear a thump back there?...
" You've done it now, David ... here comes his teddy"
"What about the time you said 'piss off' to nanny Price? ..."
HAPPY CHRISTMAS ...
" It's not a snowman holding a christmas pudding - It's Mother Mary holding baby Jesus..."
" Now the rules are: Misty pictures of robins and candles go IN the fire - the rest go above it ..."
Hey you father Christmas! ... If you could tear yourself away from your fat white friend ...
"No! That's it! I'm not hanging around for another Christmas vying for attention with some mind-numbing Play Station game ..."
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"What do you mean Happy Christmas? Bugger off! It's only five o'clock in the morning ..."
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