HAPPY CHRISTMAS ...
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" It's not a snowman holding a christmas pudding - It's Mother Mary holding baby Jesus..."
"No! That's it! I'm not hanging around for another Christmas vying for attention with some mind-numbing Play Station game ..."
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Hey you father Christmas! ... If you could tear yourself away from your fat white friend ...
"What do you mean Happy Christmas? Bugger off! It's only five o'clock in the morning ..."
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"Sold to the gentleman in the ... er ...brown coat ..."
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" They say he slept his way to the top ..."
"The old bear network: it's the only way into the top nurseries ..."
"and to my beloved teddy Nimrod, constant companion and sole surviving relative - I leave my entire estate! ..."
"Our oldest member won't speak to anyone with synthetic fur ..."
" Frankly, things are a bit up in the air at the moment ...
" Last nights chocolate eclairs blocking the view, dear ...
" THE ART OF THE TAKEOVER
... visiting hours are over now, Colonel ...
"Yoohoo! Mr Tweedie ... we forgot our leg! ..."
"I agree, matron, it does seem a little unorthodox but the doctor was adamant ..."
" A nostalgic almost amarinthine bouquet sunny side of the hive, I'd say ..."
" He's worth eight thousand quid but I just can't bring myself to fancy him ..."
"Just thought I'd give you my hibernation dates to pencil in ..."
"Look! I'm sorry I called you a one-eyed, one armed, balding bag of straw - now can we get back to bed?"
"Loud! Loud! Soft! ... Hey! We make a great team! ..."
Pissed as a rat, Noddy lunged towards the sofa where Barbie lay naked ...
" You've done it now, David ... here comes his teddy"
"What about the time you said 'piss off' to nanny Price? ..."